1. don't smoke
2. don't drink alcoholic drinks
3. don't eat pork/its byproducts
4. don't break a bone
5. don't have a surgery of any form
6. don't remove any wisdom tooth
7. don't kill anyone (not even by accident)
8. don't slap/punch/kick anyone (accidentally/on purpose)
9. don't have anal stuff of any form (no to anal exams, anal fissures, anal suppositories and definitely no anal sex)
10. don't commit suicide (this is insensitive, but also funny..)
2. don't drink alcoholic drinks
3. don't eat pork/its byproducts
4. don't break a bone
5. don't have a surgery of any form
6. don't remove any wisdom tooth
7. don't kill anyone (not even by accident)
8. don't slap/punch/kick anyone (accidentally/on purpose)
9. don't have anal stuff of any form (no to anal exams, anal fissures, anal suppositories and definitely no anal sex)
10. don't commit suicide (this is insensitive, but also funny..)